it's a tragesty

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

Anonymous said: what's the heterosexual flag look like?

lesbianvenom:

it usually looks something like this

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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thebluths:

Top 10 Arrested Development Characters [As Voted by My Followers]

#7: Lindsay Bluth Fünke

There’s a cream with real diamonds in it…I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it’s only $400 a tub! That’s like, what? A million diamonds for $400? A million fucking diamonds!

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❝ I fear I will be ripped open and found unsightly. ❞

— Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait In Letters  (via the-humanstain)

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portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

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"It’s like the one friend, I guess, that he has in the world. I mean, I heard a phrase once, somebody was talking about their wife. This was a person who was very inept socially, not the wife, but the man. There were many things said about him that weren’t kind and he said, ‘My wife, who is lovely and social and everything like that, is my human credential.’ And like makes him a human being, because people think, ‘well, if she can stand him, he must have some humanity within him’. And sometimes I think about Scully as Mulder’s human credential. It’s the only thing that makes him not crazy in many ways.”
David Duchovny, “Inside the X-Files”

"It’s like the one friend, I guess, that he has in the world. I mean, I heard a phrase once, somebody was talking about their wife. This was a person who was very inept socially, not the wife, but the man. There were many things said about him that weren’t kind and he said, ‘My wife, who is lovely and social and everything like that, is my human credential.’ And like makes him a human being, because people think, ‘well, if she can stand him, he must have some humanity within him’. And sometimes I think about Scully as Mulder’s human credential. It’s the only thing that makes him not crazy in many ways.”

David Duchovny, “Inside the X-Files”

❝ Stop waiting for friday, for summer, for a boy to fall in love with you. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make something of the moment you’re in right now. ❞

e-stablish  (via e-stablish)

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anthonymackies:

Brie Larson photgraphed by Paola Kudacki for Elle’s 2014 Women in Hollywood issue (November, 2014).

anthonymackies:

Brie Larson photgraphed by Paola Kudacki for Elle’s 2014 Women in Hollywood issue (November, 2014).

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How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Life

howtogrowthefuckup:

I know it can be a nightmare to dig through our tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all our “official” posts (plus a list of relevant asks at the end).

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Education

Finances

Job Hunting

Life Skills

Relationships

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

[Note: This post will be updated as new guides are written.]

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

#me  #twitter  
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sir-interesting-shockleton:

Why the fuck don’t more people watch Masters Of Sex.

  • equal numbers of male and female characters
  • central message promoting unashamed education about sex
  • poc characters
  • no pretence about the racial problems of the period
  • "strong" female characters who are also completely human
  • lots of gay characters
  • recognition of gay prejudices and “cure” attempts of the time
  • female characters whose storylines do not revolve around but merely include men
  • female characters whose storylines do not involve men at all
  • one episode even has a storyline about gender identity
  • unashamed nsfw scenes that are respectful of actors/characters
  • equal time given to said equal numbers of male and female characters
  • hilarious opening titles
  • Michael Sheen
  • actually the entire thing is funny as fuck
  • but angst
  • oh my god the feels
  • why aren’t you watching this
  • it ticks all the boxes
  • and it’s fucking great
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